I am the wind blowing through your hair ([info]geekslasher) wrote,
@ 2006-09-25 15:23:00
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Just because I got bored during work:



5. Break their necks -- possible the most dangerous because you have to get close to them to actually do the breaking. Plus, you'd have to be kind of strong to actually break a neck. Ew.
4. Sever the head from the neck/spinal column -- again, pretty dangerous. First, you have to get something sharp. Then, you have to get kind of close. But it'd be easier to kill them.
3. Flame Thrower -- Where on earth would you get a flame thrower?
2. Shoot them in the head -- Pretty easy. Just make sure you have ammo.
1. Have Vivian Johnson with you -- Dude. It's a known fact that Viv pretty much scares everything. This is also true for zombies. As long as you have Viv with you, zombie pretty much run in the opposite direction and throw themselves off cliffs or into fires. She's the ultimate zombie-killer.



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[info]faeryfroggy
2006-09-25 08:43 pm UTC (link)
If for some reason zombies should attack, you know we'll be pulling the swords off our wall and getting out the shot guns.

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[info]geekslasher
2006-09-25 11:52 pm UTC (link)
Zombies are awesome. My sister is actually terrified of them and I make fun of her everyday.

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[info]flipflopadd1ct
2006-09-26 01:59 am UTC (link)
#1 the best EVER.

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[info]geekslasher
2006-09-26 02:45 am UTC (link)
True dat. If there is ever a zombie takeoever, I'm going to find Viv and be like "Save. Me."

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